Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q. What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common ?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a five minute ride.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey