Don't your feelings about your dog's intelligence diminish just a little bit when you watch him pee and then step in it?

In my opinion, Colo-Rectal Surgeons don't get the recognition and praise that they deserve. So in tribute to these brave angels of mercy, I have posted this song. Just click on the link below. It's in a 271k wave file so it should play right away. Might take a minute to load and will appear in a separate window. Turn off Pop-Up Blocker if it won't come up. TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS CLICK HERE TO PLAY SONG

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REDNECK LETTER FROM HOME

CLICK HERE !!!! Brand new 2004 edition of "You might be a redneck if ..." Courtesy of KIM .... and of course, Jeff Foxworthy.

Wink's Favorite Cartoons   CLICK HERE

Rated PG-13: Parental Discretion Advised for Foul Language

NASCAR has dropped Winston as it's Championship Series Sponsor.
Rumor has it, KOTEX will be the new sponsor.

READ ALL ABOUT IT - CLICK HERE!!!

The Fargin News: A funny little newspaper about a ficticious little town, created through the joint efforts of people with way too much time on their hands.

Golf Stories & Jokes I'm starting a collection of Golf Stories. Feel free to email me any good ones you hear. There's a cute one on there right now.	CHINESE FOOD DITTY Courtesy of Lori Ever wonder what they REALLY put into Chinese Food. Make sure you turn up your speakers for this one.
RANDOM THOUGHTS CLICK HERE Courtesy of Lynn Such as: My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.	Do you like George Carlin??? So do I! I've compiled a Carlin-isms webpage with the help of some of my friends. CHECK IT OUT!!
Wink's Book of AVOIDS A compilation of things I feel you should try to avoid like ... "Clearance Sales at Sushi Bars". You get the picture.	Top 25 Country Songs courtesy of Grant
Words that SHOULD be in the dictionary Courtesy of Lori Such as: Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.	Things My MOM Taught Me. Courtesy of my sister, Karen Such as: MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION . . . . . . "You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"
QUESTIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU THINK	LORI SINGS AT THE MARLINS GAME - Click Here to see some pics of her performance. We caught a break with the weather and she did REALLY well singing the National Anthem. Check it out!!!
Sometimes .... a helping hand isn't very much help at all!!!	Splish-Splash Ditty CLICK HERE Turn up your speakers! Will take a minute or two to download.
Titanic presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE	Finally, we have proof that Spiderman is GAY!!! CLICK HERE
Jaws presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE	Alien presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE
The Shining presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE	The Exorcist presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE
Star Wars presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE	The Rocky Horror Picture Show presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE
Rocky presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE	Caddy Shack presented in 30 Seconds (re-enacted by Bunnies) CLICK HERE

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