We've Lost a Legend!I thought you would want to know. It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never realized how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, their two children -John Dough and Jane Dough and they had one in the oven. He is survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. |
We've Lost ANOTHER LegendLarry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in ..... and then the trouble started. Courtesy of Janis |
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DEEP THROAT: Think about it ... There is actually an important figure in American History who is named for a B.J. movie. How do gradeschool teachers handle this???? |
 In a rare and spooky co-mingling of Baseball Curses, it turns out the spirit of Babe Ruth possessed the Cubs fan who interfered with Moises Alou, preventing him from catching a foul ball in Game 6 of the NLCS. (Click Pic for larger view) |
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