A woman who worked at a toy manufacturing plant that makes the popular "Tickle Me Elmo" Doll has been fired for indecent and lude behavior. The woman was discovered by her foreman, knee deep in a pile of the dolls, towards the end of the assembly line. She had a large bolt of red cloth and a bucket full of marbles. She was cutting the cloth into small squares and then sewing two marbles into them like a bag and then attaching the bag between the doll's legs.

The Foreman was appalled and fired her on the spot. The lady has since retained an attorney and is appealing her dismissal. She says she was simply following orders. The Foreman has repeatedly tried to tell her she is wrong. His instructions were very clear:

GIVE EACH ELMO TWO TEST TICKLES

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