After careful deliberation, I have decided to name my HOO-HAH* "Elmo".
This way, I can walk up to beautiful women and say, with a straight face, "Tickle Me Elmo???" .. and only I will get the inside joke.
Ya know .. I gotta say .. it never gets old being me.
* For those of you not familiar with the term HOO-HAH,
here are some other colloquialisms for what I am refering to: