After careful deliberation, I have decided to name my HOO-HAH* "Elmo". This way, I can walk up to beautiful women and say, with a straight face, "Tickle Me Elmo???" .. and only I will get the inside joke.

Ya know .. I gotta say .. it never gets old being me.

* For those of you not familiar with the term HOO-HAH,
here are some other colloquialisms for what I am refering to:


  • Trouser Snake
  • One-Eyed Wonder Weasel
  • Love Gun
  • Joy Stick
  • Mr. Happy
  • Purple-headed womb broom
  • Rumple Foreskin