Now accepting applications for the position of:


As this is a "hands on" position, extensive pre-screening will be performed. Applicants are requested to submit a "free-form" resume, detailing their qualifications, previous experiences and reasons for leaving. References are a must.

The hours for this position are flexible and will be based upon mutual consent. This is a non-paying position, in the clinical sense of the term .. but will be rewarding beyond your wildest dreams in the esoteric sense.

Although I am an equal-opportunity lover, a few strict requirements must be met.

  1. You must now be and always have been a woman.
  2. Non-Smokers only - preferably never smokers.
  3. You must be funny as sh*t.
  4. You must be able to think outside the box.
  5. You must be able to get OUT of the box.
  6. You must tell me how you got into the box in the first place.
  7. You must have a box.
  8. Being able to NOT sweat the small stuff is a plus.
  9. Bonus points for anybody who knows how to type that little "tilde" over the "E" in resume. (I think it goes over the "E"???)

Please submit your resumes via this email forum. If your resume passes the pre-screening phase, live interviews will be set up. My preferable venue for live interviewing is a fine dining atmosphere. I find it makes the interview-ee more comfortable and allows them to be themselves.