Now accepting applications for the position of:
"LOVE OF MY LIFE"
As this is a "hands on" position, extensive pre-screening will be
performed. Applicants are requested to submit a "free-form" resume,
detailing their qualifications, previous experiences and reasons for
leaving. References are a must.
The hours for this position are flexible and will be based upon
mutual consent. This is a non-paying position, in the clinical
sense of the term .. but will be rewarding beyond your wildest
dreams in the esoteric sense.
Although I am an equal-opportunity lover, a few strict requirements
must be met.
- You must now be and always have been a woman.
- Non-Smokers only - preferably never smokers.
- You must be funny as sh*t.
- You must be able to think outside the box.
- You must be able to get OUT of the box.
- You must tell me how you got into the box in the first place.
- You must have a box.
- Being able to NOT sweat the small stuff is a plus.
- Bonus points for anybody who knows how to type that little "tilde"
over the "E" in resume. (I think it goes over the "E"???)
Please submit your resumes via this email forum. If your resume
passes the pre-screening phase, live interviews will be set up. My
preferable venue for live interviewing is a fine dining atmosphere.
I find it makes the interview-ee more comfortable and allows them to