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SNOW STORM BLANKETS FARGIN
ALL FARGIN SCHOOLS CLOSED
Some Fregin Schools Remain Open

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Tom Haversberg is your New Fargin Mayor The Fargin Electric Company Anticipates Power Outages
The Fargin Flashbacks Host Cross-town Rivals The Fregin Fishermen
in Championship Game		 Doctors at Fargin General Are Baffled by Increase in Broken Thumbs
The Fargin Town Council meets next week for vote to close
Strip Club		 Tourists flocking to Fargin in droves to view
3-Breasted Dancer
Fargin Animal News Fargin Alzheimer Research Center CLOSES

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