Words that SHOULD be in the dictionary ... but aren't!

Courtesy of Lori

  1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

  2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

  3. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

  4. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

  5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

  6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

  7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

  8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

  9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

  10. Glibido: All talk and no action.

  11. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. And, the pick of the liter(ature).

  12. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

  13. Stuperfluous: Unneccesary, incoherent rambling, due to an excess of alcohol.

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